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TRUMP RALLY RIOT CAUSED BY A TYPO

CHICAGO, IL – In an unprecedented exclusive, The Chitlin has learned on Friday, March 11, 2016, Republican frontrunner Donald Trump's cancellation of a rally in Chicago was actually caused by poor proof reading.

Trump’s campaign organizers were actively courting the black vote on Chicago’s notorious south side. In order to promote the rally, fliers were distributed in areas with a high concentration of African Americans including every housing project, barbershop, basketball court, weave dispensary, child support enforcement court, and welfare administration buildings. After a close look at the fliers, a grave misprint was discovered. Instead of reading “Trump Rally,” the fliers read “Crunk Rally.”

Once rumors of the gathering spread, legions of African Americans arrived at the rally late, drunk, and ready to mob. When the truth was discovered, an ensuing clash between the African American community and conservative Trump supporters followed. Police quickly arrived upon learning that white people were in distress and Trump cancelled the event.

Trump campaign manager Adolf von Stouten, attempting to spin the event, stated, “Look on the bright side,” he told various news outlets. “Hennessey sales have spiked in the past 48 hours. Mr. Trump is stimulating the economy. Plus, we’ve gathered the often segregated communities of Chicago into one area. That’s called multiculturalism. As President The Donald will unite, not divide the American People!”

-ksb

Tags: Politics, Trump