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JESUS RETURNS AS A BLACK MAN: HAS THE HOLY CRAP BEAT’IN OUT OF HIM DURING ROUTINE TRAFFIC STOP

RICKSHAW SWAMP, MS - Sheriff’s Deputy Cletus Roy Buttonfield of Rickshaw Swamp County, Mississippi reported pulling over a black man suspiciously-driving a “huge purple Cadillac.” The decorated deputy claimed the driver was playing ghetto-like music “very loud, with a lot of bass in it” on a deserted stretch of County Road 4211, just after midnight.

When Buttonfield asked the driver where he was going, the man allegedly said, “I have returned,” which caused the deputy to immediately strike the man across the head with his Billy-stick, out of fear for his life.

Deputy Buttonfield claimed the three dozen blows he administered to the resisting suspect didn’t have much effect on the man, so he had no choice but to pull him from the driver-side window and taze him several times. This too, had no effect on the now violent suspect, who began to throw blood from his head wounds all over the deputy’s Billy-stick.

According the official Blotter Report, the man had a scraggly black beard and nappy hair with a spiky twig in it. He wore tattered britches as if he’d stolen someone’s old table cloth and worn sandals.

The official BR also stated the man ran off into a cotton field while shouting, “I’m gonna tell my Dad on you,” before vanishing up into the clouds.

Unfortunately, the deputy’s dash cam was malfunctioning at the time of the incident.

Tags: Police Brutality, Religious Persecution, Routine Traffic Stops

 

 


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