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DATA SHOWS MANY BLACK WOMEN PREFER THEIR BLACK MEN UNEMPLOYED

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - If the findings of a recent study are true, the answer to why certain black women love men with no job, no car, no skills, and no future could finally have the answer revealed.

According to Dr. Macomb Bluherst and his team from the Black American Studies Institute, the reason isn’t as complicated as one might think.

“When a woman finds a man who has nothing, it’s she who has to earn a living in order to make rent and car payments while he’s often home playing video games, smoking grape flavored blunts, and having sex with his side piece,” Dr. Bluherst stated in an exclusive interview with The Chitlin.

“These so called negative behaviors,” he went on, “do sound undesirable on the surface. In most cases when the working black woman comes home from a hard day, the unemployed male is there to listen to her talk as she cleans the house he has been sitting in for the past 8 – 10 hours, tell her what to cook for dinner, and finally make love to her before bed, thus clouding her vision of the reality of her situation.”

Shequita Jones, of Indianapolis stated,” I know, Roc-Roc ain’t shit, but I need a man though. And he does pick my kids up from school while I’m at work, he does do that. What can I say, I love him…”

Alfreda Thompson of Yonkers, explained why she let her unemployed boyfriend move in after a bad experience with her previous lover. “I had a man with a job before, but they worked him too hard and he always was tired. Now with Jay-Shawn, I may have to pay for the movie, but at least he got the energy to go. When you got a man with a job, they have to sleep at night and can’t get they days off sometime when something fun comes up.”

The study, which surveyed over 30,000 black women in the US, found the top reasons many black woman prefer a worthless black man were:

1.      He’s There When I Need Him                         51%

2.      He Hustles When He Has To                           12%

3.      He Likes to Have Fun                                       17%

4.      He Always Has Weed                                       15%

5.      He Treats Me Good                                            5%

Tags: Black Men, Black Women, Relationships

 


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